Monomono Regains/Inventory - Dangan Roleplay, Round 2

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THINGS HE IS SHAMELESSLY YARD-SALING TO LITERALLY ANYONE
Antibiotic gel
A gel good for instantly curing small cuts and lesions. Very effective for keeping bacterial infections to a minimum.

Photograph
Ah there he is. That motherfucker. What a tool.

012 - Donut Floaty Ring
A giant donut usable as a floaty ring. Naturally, you can eat it while floating in the sea as well. There are various prints, as well.

021 - Blueberry Perfume (x2)
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.

024 - Gloves of Tomorrow (x2)
Boxing gloves ingrained with much effort and passion. When you wear them, you will want to make cross-counters.

031 - White Rabbit Earmuffs
A popular item from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Inabauer”.

045 - Endless Dandelion
A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want.

046 - In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”.

062 - Prince Shoutoku’s Globe
A softball-sized globe, passed down from generation to generation at the Ikaruga Temple said to have been created by Prince Shoutoku. It’s known as an OOPArt.

063 - Moon Rock (x2)
A rock brought back from the Apollo moon landing. The composition of moon rocks varies based on where they’re taken from. This rock was taken from the “Sea of Tranquility”.

068 - Project Zombie
A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which a female rock vocalist treats zombies like her slaves.

070 - Super Strategy Encyclopedia
A book containing tricks for every game there is. It’s a must-read for gaming fans.

071 - Maidenly Carry-On Bag
You’ll definitely want to take this with you if you ever go to “Maiden Doar”, the popular spot for buying female-oriented goods and doujin works.

078 - Oblaat
A thin, easily-dissolvable film made from starch. It’s useful for when you need to swallow a bitter pill, or to speak badly of someone.

084 - Genius Author Fountain Pen
A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. “I am no longer human.”

087 - Meteorite Arrow
An arrow discovered in ancient ruins. The arrowhead is made from a meteorite. They say that being cut by this arrow will allow one to see evil spirits.


THINGS HE IS KEEPING
Pokeball #1
A red-and-white capsule that serves as a portable shrinking pet carrier. This one contains Honchkrow.

Large Key
An ornately-designed key on a thick chain, inlaid with a red gemstone. It doesn't match any of the doors in this building, but it'd probably make a pretty paperweight. Currently wearing.

Case of These Are Definitely Not Macarons Oh My God
Well, they certainly look like macarons, though the taste says they're definitely otherwise and probably not fit for human consumption.

Kitchen Knife
One of the cutlery knives from the kitchen, kept in his room.

Art Room Bracelet
A bracelet made of braided cord with red, yellow and orange beads woven into it. Made during Week 2. Currently wearing.

Handmade Card
A card handmade by a boy of maybe 15 or so. Painfully optimistic. The card has a friendship bracelet tucked inside it. Currently wearing the damn bracelet.

Bracelet
A simple beaded bracelet in black, red, and white. It has a small tag tied to it with black ribbon that says "From: Veronica" with a little doodle of a hat-wearing stick figure with stitches across its face. Currently wearing all this fucking five-year-old-style jewelry.

Keychain
A simple heart-shaped plastic keychain with a picture of a winged stuffed rabbit. The other side says "Wuv wuv!"

Black Feather
Received from Homura during the events of Week 4/Case 3.

Photograph from Several Years Ago
Included in Week 5's motive. A photograph of Lysandre and Sycamore working together in Sycamore's lab back in Lumiose.

004 - Rose-Hip Tea
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling.

006 - Oiltatoes
A snack food made by frying thin potato slices in oil. Its caloric content is higher than other similar snack foods.

007 - Rainbow Biscuits (x2)
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.

010 - Marvellous Prince
Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.

011 - Rations
A set of military rations including canned food and ready-to-eat meals. They’re very delicious, and a snake who loves playing hide-and-seek likes them.

013 - A Boxed Lunch About This Big
A boxed lunch with rice balls, minced ginger, sesame seeds, carrots, peppers, shiitake mushrooms, burdock roots, lotus roots, and butterburs. There’s no meat in it at all, so it’s good for vegetarians.

014 - Sunflower Seeds
Seeds from a flower that blooms towards the sun. When you eat them they taste like peanuts.

015 - Bird Rice (x2)
If you sprinkle this rice on the ground, it’ll attract a bunch of birds and it’ll be a disaster. You can eat it by yourself too.

017 - Eternal Friendship Bracelet
A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.

021 - Blueberry Perfume
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.

031 - White Rabbit Earmuffs
A popular item from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Inabauer”.

040 - Comb Scissors
Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.

057 - Showa Radio
A classic-style radio, with a retro appearance but state-of-the-art technology on the inside. However, you can’t listen to radio broadcasts in the school.

064 - Tears of Asura
A gemstone passed down amongst ancient superhumans. “Even devils can have friendship!” “You big putz…!” And thus, he cried.

074 - Someone’s Graduation Album
A Hope’s Peak Academy graduation album that someone left lying around. Nobody wrote any signatures in it.

081 - Small Light
When you light something with this light, it will become small… actually, no, it’s a flashlight the size of a matchbox.


THINGS HE IS GIVING TO SCHULDIG, AGAINST ALL REASON, JUDGEMENT AND GOOD TASTE

Green jacket
A double-breasted emerald green jacket for someone stuck in the fashion taste of two decades ago. Clashes something awful with ginger hair.

Car Keys
The keys to a swanky-ass sports car. Unfortunately the car's too far away to do the satisfying 'beep beep' when you press the buttons.

Ugly tie
Look at this thing. It should be taken out back and shot.

027 - Roller Slippers
Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.

030 - Torcat Drawers
New pant-style undergarments from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Wonder Dungeon”.

036 - Water Lover
A womens’ racing swimsuit designed with the concept of “being one with the water”. It’s said that you can shave a second off your time just by wearing it.

090 - Red Mascot Costume
A costume that makes one want to help out in a supporting role just by wearing it. Looks like a yeti.


THINGS DESTROYED/OTHERWISE RENDERED UNUSABLE
Pokeball #2
A red-and-white capsule that serves as a portable shrinking pet carrier. This one contains Mienshao. Currently on loan to Schuldig.

White Envelope
Contained Week 2's motive. The note inside reads "Lysandre has extorted hundreds of millions of euros out of his friends and coworkers, and is in the process of murdering everyone who doesn't comply with the extortion." Burned in the incinerator.

Handmade DVD
Week 3's motive. Contains a video of Malva locked in a cell somewhere. Burned in the incinerator.

Letter From Homura
A suicide note left to him during Week 4/Case 3. Burned in the incinerator.

Note from Monobear
Included in Week 5's motive. The text reads "You were happy once, weren't you?" Burned in the incinerator.

004 - Rose-Hip Tea
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling. Used up during Week 4.

006 - Oiltatoes
A snack food made by frying thin potato slices in oil. Its caloric content is higher than other similar snack foods. Used up during Week 5.

018 - Love Affair Ring
A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both. Shamelessly yard-saled to Inaba.

020 - Hope’s Peak Ring
A school ring carved with the crest of Hope’s Peak Academy. It is a symbol of the friendship of those who have shared their youth together. Shamelessly yard-saled to Inaba.

029 - Leaf Fundoshi
A fundoshi which emphasizes one’s manliness. Its design is simple, with a single leaf drawn on white cloth. Shamelessly yard-saled to Cecil.

032 - Brand-New Sarashi
Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul. Shamelessly yard-saled to Naomi.

077 - Pumice
A porous stone spewed out from a volcano. You can use it to scrape off old, calloused skin from your heels. Shamelessly yard-saled to Inaba.


WHAT THE FUCK EVEN
Sycamore's underwear
Sycamore's lucky underwear. As hard as it was to resist colourful Pokemon print, he managed to select something slightly more conservative. Slightly.

Archer's underwear
Archer's favorite tighty-whities. Literally the most boring underwear on the face of the planet. But at least they're supportive?

Betty's Underwear
Simple cotton underwear that comes in packs of three, where two of the panties have patterns on them and the third is solid colored. They are perhaps not the most sexiest of underwear but they are very comfortable.

Hanbei's underwear
"A simple, white rokushaku fundoshi... look, it’s comfy, okay. The back is thin enough to stuff into the ass and all that jazz. Please don’t make me write any more description because if I laugh any more at myself I might die."